Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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