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(970): View more from Colorado

I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now

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(812): View more from Indiana

my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone

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(205): View more from Alabama

we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.

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(520): View more from Arizona

just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF

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(518): View more from New York

Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis

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(954): View more from Florida

I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.

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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.

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(630): View more from Illinois

It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.

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