we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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