i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
