What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Success! We fucked roommates!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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