i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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