So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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