You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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