just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I will die if light touches me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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