I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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