My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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