You really coming over, don't trick.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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