is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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