Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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