Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry killobyte hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

Fav 13 2498 924
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop

Fav 19 5680 2998
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(315): View more from New York

mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?

Fav 6 1196 2939
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"

Fav 5 1302 2327
share tweet
(504): View more from Louisiana

Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.

Fav 7 1247 2240
share tweet
(804): View more from Virginia

of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.

Fav 2 1722 849
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(980): View more from North Carolina

I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?

Fav 11 1066 2612
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.

Fav 1 515 855
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same

Fav 0 48 34
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT