You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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