I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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