I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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