Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
foreskin is a definite game changer
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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