Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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