Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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