Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I know her cup size but not her name....
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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