carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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