yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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