Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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