no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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