So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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