yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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