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Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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