your parents love me but you hate me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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