"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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