Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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