Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
