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(563): View more from Iowa

you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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(630): View more from Illinois

The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her

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(520): View more from Arizona

I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year

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(567): View more from Ohio

Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?

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