She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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