make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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