dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
