Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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