So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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