Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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