Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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