hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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