Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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