yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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