This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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