Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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