i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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