i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have tasted many bathrooms
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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