Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
