Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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